OOC: Bandwagons Are Cool And I Like Being Cool

[therewaslife]

HANNIBAL looks good with his shirt off! has just graduated! and tomorrow is his very last day on the island! i'm sad, guys is deadpool's mini clone! feel free to notice that! he will always say that he's better looking is very personable and outgoing. he'll talk to just about anyone. nothing much phases him unless he's challenged (hi arthur! hi romeo!) knows his guns, knows how to escape sticky situations. movie canon has him continually getting the shit kicked out of him before coming out on top. is a smartass like no other! seriously, he's very sarcastic and teasing but it's all in good fun. will flirt with you! while he will flirt, he's completely and totally off the market. he's pretty much whipped and angela tends to get all his naked time (unless layla convinces him to take his pants off)! currently going on over a year with her! he's still amazed by that! of course, they are steadfastly ignoring what happens now that they've graduated but they can't be avoidy freaks forever is prone to getting into fights especially if he's challenged. if you need to throw down with someone, lemme know! will one day become a vampire only to get better! thankfully! has no solid plans for after graduation but that. or maybe that's just me and his future trauma i'm planning has been a vampire once already during a fandom weird weekend also very prone to betting with people. kate can attest to this. he won't hesitate to throw out a ridic bet because he doesn't think he'll lose. is off to get into his canon DUN DUN DUN that means time to become a vampire because of danica talos that also means he's gonna traumtize his fandom friends. you all love it, i know it.

ALEX a grade a pompous asshole. and he's proud of it. tends to be angry all the time for various reasons. he won't tell you why unless you're a few specific people. his father was abusive and a heroin addict, his mother is mentally ill, and he has a younger brother and sister that he basically parented since he was age seven. emma frost and effy stonem are the only ones who knows about them thus far. canon says he was in fifteen foster homes in five years. i've knocked that down to about five in five years plus a stint in juvie. he's told no one about this. is very aggressive. he will get into fights, verbal or not, at the drop of a hat. isn't that right, puck? is mean. he doesn't care. that's just his way and not mine, i promise. tries like hell not to get attached. he's got it in his mind that all his attachments will end up like the one with his father did. so, you know, in pieces. of course, he's gotten attached to a few people, particularly and emotionally stunted british girl. they have an arrangement. it's not dating and it certainly isn't anything more than sex. really. it's not. shut up. has a pretty big fear of vampires due to the vampverse and both watching that british girl (in vamp form) he likes kick the shit out of him, getting beat up by another random vamp AND having to kill griff, while he was in a vampire's body. if you're a vampire and he finds out, expect an immediate irrational reaction. just ask rose hathaway is actually very smart. he just doesn't apply himself all too often. if he does end up caring about you, it's going to be pretty intense and important for him. so yeah, if he gets hurt, he's gonna show it. is having a bit of a rough time of it right now is dealing with his own impending breakdown and dealing with effy's issues just kind of needs to scream and yell and cry he's calmed down considerably though so i tend to throw him up against anyone just to see how things pan out. if he ever goes over the line, feel free to email me! i don't bite. one day, he'll be a really good surgeon. till then, he's just really good with his hands.

JONAS is from the book the giver which is both very creepy and fantastically written comes from the community, a place that practices sameness. everyone is the same, does the same thing, has the same choices, retains the same memories and has no real emotion. everyone is assigned a task. basically, the elders select their job for them at a very young age. the elders have the only say in the matter. isn't assigned, is selected. basically, this means he was chosen out of the entire group of elevens (the age when people are assigned in the community) to become the receiver of memory. basically, jonas gets to receive EVERY SINGLE MEMORY that the giver (a mentor sort) has. yes, this is a huge burden and it is difficult. thinks being medicated against environmental things (sexual thoughts which are called stirrings, pain, etc) is a normal thing. is now learning it's not. has a brother named gabe who isn't blood related. his father, a nurter, brought him home to care for him when gabe didn't adjust well to the nurturing center (a hospital). watched his father kill an infant and learned what being 'released' and going 'elsewhere' really meant. devised a plan to escape with gabe (who was due to be released) soon thereafter is able to pass memories to gabe through touch telepathy but it's never said if he can do that for other people has the capacity to see beyond. basically, he can see in color. finds himself fond of making out with a dog. she's not literally a dog, of course. she's the only one who really knows about his past will speak of gabe but will rarely speak of his mother and father and his sister. more detailed info post here

BOD his full name's nobody owens and he's the main protagonist in the graveyard book by neil gaiman. was adopted by a graveyard full of ghosts after his parents and sister were violently murdered by a man who was gunning for him. is taken in my mister and miss owens, two kindly ghosts, and silas, a vampire. they both bring him up in different ways. silas tends to be the one that guides bod through life with a firm hand while mister and miss owens give him love and affection is british as evidenced by his accent and his pale, pale skin. has been tutored by a hound of god (or a werewolf) so he won't really care that his roommate is also a werewolf has been kidnapped and nearly turned into a ghoul after getting into a fight with silas. silas also threw himself in front of a car for bod to save bod from being booked after disobeying silas and trespassing. bod's a little headstrong when he wants to do something. bullies beware, he'll likely get involved in your situation if he sees something happening that shouldn't be. he can't help himself. met one other human during his time in the graveyard. said human decided he was a monster after seeing him dispose of the man jack via the sleer. as such, he tends to wonder if everyone will see him that way has a familiarity with didi in an indirect sort of way was at the center of a self fulfilling prophecy by a secret society who thought he would end their order and had to be killed because of it. bod, instead, got rid of all of them and was eventually allowed to leave the graveyard. has been to one public school before and even then he wasn't really there is dating this one girl and kind of went and fell in love with her just got into and hopefully are getting past their first MAJOR relationship crisis got stuck in silent hill during the last bde and is still dealing with the aftereffects of what he saw and experienced is about to adopt two of didi's fish, slim and wadsworth is quiet, for the most part, and doesn't smile or laugh all that often though that's changing as he settles into fandom. used to be able to see dead people, fade, haunt and dreamwalk. he can't anymore since leaving the graveyard

FRASER is canadian! seriously, he is INCREDIBLY canadian. is the head of fandom high school security! has been dating robin scherbatsky for a long damn time now. and they just recently got hitched! awww. no one got cold feet and no one ran off! it was a good wedding bff's it up with wade wilson and ray kowalski (who is no longer on the island). no threesomes. get your minds out of the gutter. lives with eight dogs (dorito, sprinkles, peanut, pickles, reeses, popcorn, rocky, diefenbaker). i'm sure he and robin will add another. is unfailingly polite and courteous! does his job well but does it oddly, at times. he will smell the air, taste the dirt, tell inuit stories that have no direct correlation to the case but make sense to him. is very diplomatic. is almost always in uniform (either the red or the brown) has dealt with multiple appearances of victoria, his ex-girlfriend, over the past few years. she and robin are close, close friends. really. fraser probably won't talk about this with anyone but ray, wade and robin. is always available if you need him to break up a fight, interject in a confrontation or any other security matter. just shoot me an email! almost always has diefenbaker, a half deaf wolf, with him dief is never going to die. it would TRAUMATIZE countless people. the dog is immortal.

LOKI used to be the angel of death who took orders directly from God! was convinced by bartleby to lay down his sword. did so and gave God the finger while he was at it. he and bartleby were then banished to wisconsin for all of eternity. God was mean back in those days is still an angel. has the wings and everything. he won't hesitate to show you those though he'll be slightly reluctant about letting people touch them. is not exactly keeping the angel thing a secret but he's not outright telling people either just because he enjoys being a difficult jackass. is the landlord of MHA. has also taken to teaching. sign up for his class and you will have fun! is very, very talented with swords (and he'd prefer if it was flaming) and handguns. doesn't carry one now, though. is brutally honest, blunt and aggressively humorous. uses very, very foul language. that's all him, not me. can and has rained down sulfur. doesn't age and can't be killed by conventional means. if he gets injured, it'll just sting for awhile. can read the past sins and transgressions of humans. he probably can't read the mutant/vamps/supernatural beings. that said, he doesn't do this very often. has a tattoo on his arm that reads 'DAISY' yeah, i think i'm funny. is besties with biff. is teaching again this semester! he loves teaching, oddly enough. molding young minds is so rewarding. loves him some video games. hates healthy food even if he doesn't really have to eat loves pop tarts.

TRACY lives in virginia and, therefore, is in the EST timezone! i wake up SUPER early and don't stay up too late during the week but do have good availability during the day! is one of those admins and is hitting about...three years plus at that job. i haven't run amok yet! has a cat, named muppet, that i will often talk about on twitter spends a lot of time on twitter, yes. it's easy and discrete to keep myself connected while at work spends a lot of time on tumblr too enjoys making fun of kate's mun. it's all affectionate has an oral fixation that doesn't involve cigarettes and is not dirty updates all my character journals with flist updates because everyone else is crazy the new kids on the block was my first concert experience does not have a fast car has an unhealthy addiction to diet coke. if i don't have a diet coke, it's going to be a scary, scary thing works two jobs. yeah, two jobs, eight characters, and an admin. idek either guys. is easily influenced into new canons except twilight. don't even try it has a closet full of farscape stuff from my time as a hardcore scifi geek once got cut in line by david franklin (the guy who played braca on farscape). he was adorable so i forgave him. eats pop tarts a whole lot for breakfast. can identify types of pop tarts just by pictures. has boring, boring dreams for the most part. never leaves home without a tube of chapstick

I've also got Ned from Pushing Daisies and John Crichton from Farscape but they're alumni so you probably won't see them too often.

Comments

[guardian-god.livejournal.com]

You and ee cummings and your lack of capitalization!

[therewaslife]

I do it just to annoy you, Fred! And maybe I copypasta'd this from last time and didn't wanna change it!

[trickydemigod.livejournal.com]

Why do you love Brandon Routh so much?

[therewaslife]

Because he is an awful actor but so freaking endearing and hot that I cannot help myself.